# 👮‍♂️ Trivia: Kindergarten Cop  
**🗓️ Used:** 2025-06-13

## 🧠 Regular Questions

### 1. Who starred as Detective John Kimble in *Kindergarten Cop*?  
**Answer:** Arnold Schwarzenegger  
- “He came, he flexed, he taught snack time.”  
- “From ‘I'll be back’ to ‘sit down!’”  
- “Muscles meet naptime.”  
- “Schwarzenegger: crushing crime and Play-Doh.”  
- “Say hello to Mr. Olympia... of coloring books.”

### 2. What is Detective Kimble’s undercover assignment in the film?  
**Answer:** Kindergarten teacher  
- “Because clearly that’s the next logical step.”  
- “Blending in with the juice box crowd.”  
- “He’s got chalk and a Glock.”  
- “Undercover nap monitor.”  
- “Criminals beware: he knows the alphabet.”

### 3. What’s the iconic line Kimble yells in frustration?  
**Answer:** "It's not a tumor!"  
- “Medical diagnosis via shouting.”  
- “The meme that outlived the movie.”  
- “Yell it at your next check-up for fun.”  
- “Dr. Kimble, M.D. (Muscle Doctor).”  
- “The catchphrase that could end wars.”

### 4. What kind of pet does Kimble use to calm the kids?  
**Answer:** Ferret  
- “Tiny, furry, and possibly rabid.”  
- “Because nothing says ‘trust me’ like a rodent surprise.”  
- “Class pet or secret weapon?”  
- “He’s basically the ferret whisperer.”  
- “It bites criminals and cries alike.”

### 5. Who directed *Kindergarten Cop*?  
**Answer:** Ivan Reitman  
- “Same genius who brought you *Ghostbusters*... and tantrums.”  
- “Master of mixing comedy with chaos.”  
- “This man turned Arnold into a babysitter.”  
- “From proton packs to pencil packs.”  
- “Reitman: director of your childhood fever dreams.”

## ✍️ Fill-in-the-Blank Questions

### 1. Kimble is tracking down drug dealer ______ Crisp.  
**Answer:** Cullen  
- “A villain who sounds like breakfast cereal.”  
- “Crisp: Now fortified with felony charges.”  
- “Creepy hair, creepier name.”  
- “He’s more flake than fearsome.”  
- “A name that crunches when punched.”

### 2. Kimble’s partner who actually knows kids is named Detective ______.  
**Answer:** Phoebe  
- “Sick one minute, star teacher the next.”  
- “Phoebe: saving both lives and lesson plans.”  
- “Detective, educator, icon.”  
- “Don’t mess with her snacks.”  
- “Kimble had the muscles—Phoebe had the sense.”

### 3. The film was released in the year ______.  
**Answer:** 1990  
- “When mullets were law and VHS was king.”  
- “Arnold’s golden age of weird career choices.”  
- “Right on time for your mom’s Blockbuster card.”  
- “90s kids remember the fear of ferrets.”  
- “This came out before Google—respect.”

### 4. The movie takes place in the state of ______.  
**Answer:** Oregon  
- “Beavers, rain, and steroidal kindergarten teachers.”  
- “Because Portland needed action heroes.”  
- “Green hills, gray skies, and flying furniture.”  
- “The least threatening backdrop for child chaos.”  
- “Oregon: where even recess is intense.”

### 5. The school principal is named Miss ______.  
**Answer:** Schlowski  
- “Name sounds like a sneeze, commands like a drill sergeant.”  
- “No nonsense, all discipline.”  
- “She makes coffee nervous.”  
- “Schlowski: The original final boss of elementary school.”  
- “Her side-eye could halt armies.”

## ❓ Multiple Choice Questions

### 1. [Difficulty: 1]  
What type of criminal is Kimble pursuing in *Kindergarten Cop*?  
- A. Bank robber  
- B. Drug dealer  
- C. Terrorist  
- D. Hacker  
**Answer:** B. Drug dealer  
- “Because nothing says ‘family comedy’ like narcotics.”  
- “It’s like *Narcos*, but with crayons.”  
- “Pablo Escobar, meet Circle Time.”  
- “DEA meets PTA.”  
- “Say hello to my little backpack.”

### 2. [Difficulty: 2]  
How does Kimble first win over the children?  
- A. He sings a song  
- B. He brings candy  
- C. He introduces the class ferret  
- D. He lifts their desks  
**Answer:** C. He introduces the class ferret  
- “Because nothing builds trust like small mammals.”  
- “Fur therapy in action.”  
- “The ferret did more work than he did.”  
- “Tiny hero, big whiskers.”  
- “The only non-threatening thing in the movie.”

### 3. [Difficulty: 3]  
What is Kimble’s most repeated line when disciplining the class?  
- A. “Listen to me now!”  
- B. “I am the teacher!”  
- C. “Who is your daddy and what does he do?”  
- D. “Everyone shut up!”  
**Answer:** C. “Who is your daddy and what does he do?”  
- “It’s not creepy if it’s for an assignment… right?”  
- “Psychology meets playground interrogation.”  
- “Best delivered with an Austrian accent.”  
- “Dinner table question or cop tactic?”  
- “It’s the line, the myth, the meme.”

### 4. [Difficulty: 3]  
Who ends up shooting the villain Cullen Crisp?  
- A. Kimble  
- B. Phoebe  
- C. Miss Schlowski  
- D. The ferret  
**Answer:** B. Phoebe  
- “Surprise! The actual professional.”  
- “Kimble’s down, Phoebe’s got the heat.”  
- “She may puke, but she’ll still shoot.”  
- “Never underestimate a detective with snack duty.”  
- “Justice served with a side of crackers.”

### 5. [Difficulty: 4]  
What’s the final fate of Kimble at the end of the movie?  
- A. Quits and leaves town  
- B. Marries Phoebe  
- C. Becomes a full-time teacher  
- D. Returns to full-time police work  
**Answer:** C. Becomes a full-time teacher  
- “Trading perps for Play-Doh forever.”  
- “Lesson plans over manhunts.”  
- “He chose worksheets over warrants.”  
- “Tasers to timeouts.”  
- “From arresting thugs to grading finger paint.”

